For you ABBA fans

[x_courier]

I believe this headline says it all:

Naked horn player named Sweden's Water Fairy of the Year.

I rest my case.

Comments

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU.

See? THIS... this is what I mean!

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. Although your choice of headgear in that picture is truly disturbing.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I know. That's why I bought it.

Vintage for the win! I think the hat is older than you are.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

A truly terrifying thought.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I know. I mean, if life ends at thirty you're like dead or something, right? :P

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Dead and buried. Rotting away.

...Maybe that's where that smell is coming from.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Told you it wasn't me.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

I top that with: Filthy Swiss Delivery Boy Wakes Up To Fridge Filled With Plastique.

That's tomorrow's headline.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

This is why I make Wanda open my fridge in the morning. I don't trust you bastards.

And you'll be sorry when you've blown her up--she's good at the spooky shit. I bet she haunts you like there's no tomorrow.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Here's a less violent way to get him back:

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

We're sick of you too.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm trying to suggest ways to get hot, sticky revenge that don't involve exploding fridges.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I am missing a vital piece of information in that article. What do it and its headline have to do with ABBA?

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

ABBA was being the Swedish band?

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Yes, but there have been and still are other Swedish bands, and ABBA does not have anything to do with the events described in this article.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Mr. Jake does not know this and is thinking all Swedish music is the same?

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

It's not that I think that all Swedish music is the same...it's that I think that all Swedish people are crazy.

[x-aerial.livejournal.com]

Have you met all people who are Swedish?

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

I've met a pretty representative sample.